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Let’s start with the fact that the costume that arrived today is one size fits most. I am apparently, just barely, a most. It goes on, but it ain’t pretty. The fabric is cheap. No surprise there, it’s a costume.
The britches are made from a thin velvety material. They are stripped. They are tight. I have a bubble butt. See the problem? Also the slits go up a lot higher than it shows in the picture above. It isn't as modest as I hoped. Some slits go up almost mid-thigh. Even if I were thinner, er I mean it fit better, I don't think I would feel comfortable wearing it to the kids' school.
The shirt is very short (leaving said bubble butt exposed) and the elastic in the sleeve makes my arms feel like a linked sausage. The vest is one big scrap of fabric. They couldn’t even bother with armholes. You just have to place the two long strips over your shoulder. How convenient!
The vest is made from a flimsy moleskin fabric that clings to my velvety, stripped ass like it’s a giant flannel board. Since my sides are left exposed because of the over the shoulder “vest” you can clearly see that my too short shirt and elastic waist pants don’t meet. Hmmm. Muffin top anyone?
I could make parts of it work but it cost $40. Do I want to try to use the bits and pieces or do I start over and go back to square one? I hate shipping stuff back. That cost money so really I wouldn’t even get my $40 back.
My other option is to not eat until October 31 and see if I can get it to look presentable. I don’t think I like that option. I guess I am back to square one.
I have to admit, I’m disappointed. I’m no Sally Swashbuckler.
This is plan B. I am hopeful that I could put the shirt up on my shoulders making it 100% modest and appropriate for class parties. The downer is it costs twice as much money and I don't know for sure if I would be a large or extra large. I hate to order both and have to spend even more to ship it back. Maybe I should just wait for costumes to hit the stores like most people do. Hmm. There's an idea.











Doesn't that just make you want to go and take a shower?
I unintentionally tried something new with the pictures. I'm curious to see how this goes. I'm not uploading again though so stick with me through this experiment. Wow it is all sorts of jacked up! Sorry. I will make sure this doesn't happen again. Good luck making sense of any of my cations. 






